I’m in good shape. That shape is round.


“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go …”

“The Italians say “Chow.” To them it means “Bye,” but to me it means food. Of th…”