I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”

“If I win in the nick of time, I’ll spread my congrats evenly to every Nick in t…”

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”