I’m in like Flynn, as the saying goes. But why is it going? It just got here.

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that r…”

“What does a man do when he robs a bank? Last week I ran like hell.”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”