I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”

“Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love l…”

“I don’t know why she broke up with me. I was always there when she needed me. W…”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”