I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

“After a long day of screaming at the trees, I smell like a skyscraper. Would yo…”

“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing u…”