I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like production methods one might see in a factory, complete with conveyer belts, mechanical assistance, and cheap labor.

“If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeab…”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”

“I had a sort of hooray! experience in front of the mirror today. I saw myself f…”