I'm like everybody else: weak, full of mistakes, but basically good.

“Baby, you say, baby this is part of my novel. This is how you lose her.”

“When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks ch…”

“But no matter what the truth, remember: Dominicans are Caribbean and therefore …”

“In my universe, when a dork like Oscar pushes up on a girl like Jenni, he usual…”