I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first woman of color to be elected to Phi Beta Kappa. What color was she? Wikipedia didn’t have a picture, so probably either blue or green—let’s just call it turquoise.

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”

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“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”