I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”

“I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.”

“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and…”

“A brick, with its rigid conformity, could be used as a model for how the govern…”