I’m losing more hours of sunlight at night than anywhere else.

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”

“Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a fe…”

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”