I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.

“If I meant to miss, and I made it, then I missed my miss. So I missed and I mad…”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”

“I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservatio…”