I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”

“Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard…”

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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