I’m not a big car guy. I like compact cars.

“I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instea…”

“Let’s say you’re a politician. You’re still you, but you are an elected officia…”

“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s ple…”

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”