I'm not a dog

“I opened my eyes to find Gary and my mother sitting cross-legged up against a h…”

“Since I didn't have any world-class fencing skills, I kicked Cernunnos in the n…”

“To my embarrassment, I was crying again. Real girl tears for the second time, t…”

“It wasn't that I didn't feel like sharing. Mostly I just figured they couldn't …”