I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.

“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”

“I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect …”

“The earliest I’ve ever been late is on time.”