I’m not a ref, but I assigned her the penalty of clipping, and I told her to drop the scissors and step away from the newspaper ads.

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told m…”

“I could be the best lover you’ll ever have. Maybe not the best in bed, but I co…”

“The only time I like traffic lights turning yellow or red is in the fall.”

“Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.”