I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, b…”

“Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.”

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to …”