I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, wh…”

“After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if …”

“The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more t…”