I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly.

You were just dancing like some wood nymph five minutes ago. You took your shirt off and now you're latched onto me like a little monkey. So don't tell me you're in complete control of yourself.

“I was more of a ‘run into things head-first and face-plant a wall’ type of figh…”

“Infuriated, I scrambled over him, even more furious when I saw the humored glin…”

“This car sucks.”“It was your idea. I, on the other hand, think this car if perf…”

“You know what they say about boys next door...”