I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things …”

“If I say “No decision has been made,” it’s a lie—because I have decided to rema…”

“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch…”

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”