I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”

“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”