I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

“I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interroga…”

“The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.”

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”