I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”

“How do you know you are who you are? How do you know you’re not simply a clone …”

“If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in cof…”