I’m not nervous, but I have butterflies in my stomach. Or at least I will, because I just swallowed a bunch of caterpillars.

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and dem…”

“I guess I should be thankful. Full of thank. But what is thank? I can't eat tha…”