I’m not short. I’m…vertically disadvantaged.

“Standing before the worn books and dusty shelves, she seemed like a ray of ligh…”

“I'd do almost anything for you. I think I'd kill for you. But I'm not going to …”

“But the absence of tears wasn't the same as an absence of feeling.”

“It sounds like if it weren't for your boyfriend, you'd be eating meat.""Probabl…”