I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?…”

“I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christ…”

“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you …”

“I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important. ”