I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.


“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”

“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, beca…”

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”