I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory.


“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood …”

“Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else’s…”

“I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still belie…”

“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.”