I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be exact.

“My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I fee…”

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of th…”

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One …”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. …”