I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.

“18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your c…”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”

“My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.”

“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and li…”