I'm proud to be a freak of nature.

“I'm sorry, but I have this fear that someday you're goingtowake up a dried-out,…”

“Maybe if I had to boil it down to one easy sentence, it would be this: I believ…”

“Is it just me, or is that guy the coolest boyfriend ever invented?" "It’s not j…”

“It was colorful and elaborate—Kayla’s website, not the puke”