I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”

“I travel light. But not at the same speed.
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“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”