I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.


“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone …”

“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation …”

“I’ve got an up-to-the-minute block of 60 seconds. It’s on the kitchen counter t…”

“As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having …”