I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get in, I'll also freak out.

“If my voice sounded like a dial tone, people would probably hang up on me all t…”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”