I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is…”

“I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a …”

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both…”

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”