I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”