I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.

“I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the be…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”