I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to be hungry during intercourse?

“For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Da…”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“As early as 1,000 BC, man had to wait nearly 3,000 years to talk to me. And my …”

“A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the b…”