I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”

“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What …”

“My name is spelled “Spelled,” but it’s pronounced “Pronounced.”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat …”