I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a unicycle on my forehead.

“A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit aro…”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”

“If politicians lived to be only 30-years-old before dying, that’d still be 30 y…”