I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really …”

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with ot…”

“The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in th…”