I’m so silent I can hardly hear myself think. But that’s why I bought the scissors and the condom.

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I h…”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind …”