I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees, and sex. But not sex with trees.

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”

“I decide to go outside to enjoy the weather. Out of the corner of my eye I see …”