I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than boxing gloves.

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

“Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advan…”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”