I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.

“Don’t do something today you’ll regret for the next 10,000 tomorrows. No, you s…”

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”

“I am the tomato of grapes. I am the cherry of tomatoes. I am the red fruit of l…”