I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the curious case of the annual Garbage Festival. Plus, I’m just that good. Or am I that bad?

“If I converted an old bubble gum machine into a Love Dispenser, and charged a q…”

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, …”