I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“What I did I can’t undo. But I can address it, and undress you.” This is the ch…”

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”

“I made love without her, and I just barely made it.”