I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts. 


“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”

“Love is like a blanket: it will keep you warm, but it might also suffocate you.…”

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry o…”

“If somebody were to ask me what it means to me to be American, I'd respond, "It…”