I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plants.

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”

“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like …”

“You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow le…”

“I have no problem overcoming the butterflies in my stomach. Of course, neither …”