I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.

“The sign on the side of the highway said “Shoulder Work,” and I thought, “I cou…”

“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts i…”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”

“I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I…”